An opinion essay by Adam Wallace criticizing the Capilano Courier for their toxic masculinity. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Contributor & Male Feminist Scarlett Side (she/her) // Web Art It’s 6…
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Why Science is Spoiling all the Fun
February 12th is Darwin Day, here are some reasons why science shouldn’t exist Sean Finan (Any) // Crew Writer February 12th is Darwin Day. Kind of weird to…
The Pacifist Loser’s Guide to Becoming Unbullyable
Are you sick of getting bullied? Well, you’re in luck– some unbullyable bully will explain how you can finally level up and not be a loser Yasmine Modaresi (she/her)…
The Love Doctor is Here: Relationship Advice from a Certified Professional
Adam Wallace answers various contributors’ questions about a crazy little thing called love Adam Wallace (he/him) // Humour Editor Andy Postilla (he/him) // Online Artwork Q: Recently, my girlfriend…
The Analyzation of Jamie Kennedy by the Coward Adam Wallace
The Courier humour editor takes a completely unnecessary look at the weird career of a guy that was once a pretty big movie star. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Humour Editor …
What Would Happen if 100,000 Tiny Crabs Got Into The Bosa Building?
Capilano Courier gets its pinchers on this important hypothetical. Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer Andrei Gueco // Illustrator It was a quaint day in the Nat and Flora…
New Polls Indicate Everyone is an Irrational Moron, Except Me
Polls indicate that British Columbians in three separate age brackets have nothing more important to do than to wholeheartedly disagree with what one another. Ashlea McRae (she/her) // Contributor Shilo…
CSU Board Votes Everything They Do is Fine Forever
In a stunning turn of events, the Capilano Student’s Union board has voted to decide that they should be completely absolved of any responsibility to actually do their jobs. Adam…
The Top 10 Best Places to Stop in Your Tracks on Campus
Sometimes things just can’t wait, so here’s a handy-dandy list to let you know where best to stop to answer that text or catch up with a friend. Gates Annai…