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Jasmine Garcha’s Ultimate Survival Guide to Driving in Vancouver
How to navigate the mean streets of Vancouver, Burnaby and even Surrey, plus those other municipalities (whatever they’re called) Jasmine Garcha (she/her) // Arts and Culture Editor Alexis Chiang (she/her)…
How to Pull Off a Heist on the Capilano Courier
Let us break down how to steal some major cash from the Capilano Courier in four simple steps. A.K Broznitsky (he/they) // Contributor Freya Emery (she/her) // Illustrator Hey you. Yeah,…
Adam Solves your St. Patrick’s Day Conundrums
The Capilano Courier’s very own self-proclaimed St. Patrick’s Day expert Adam Wallace answers all your questions about the upcoming Celtic holiday Adam Wallace (he/him) // St. Patrick’s Day Expert Livvy…
Testosterone Overload: Capilano Courier is a Boys Club
An opinion essay by Adam Wallace criticizing the Capilano Courier for their toxic masculinity. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Contributor & Male Feminist Scarlett Side (she/her) // Web Art It’s 6…
Why Science is Spoiling all the Fun
February 12th is Darwin Day, here are some reasons why science shouldn’t exist Sean Finan (Any) // Crew Writer February 12th is Darwin Day. Kind of weird to…
The Pacifist Loser’s Guide to Becoming Unbullyable
Are you sick of getting bullied? Well, you’re in luck– some unbullyable bully will explain how you can finally level up and not be a loser Yasmine Modaresi (she/her)…
The Love Doctor is Here: Relationship Advice from a Certified Professional
Adam Wallace answers various contributors’ questions about a crazy little thing called love Adam Wallace (he/him) // Humour Editor Andy Postilla (he/him) // Online Artwork Q: Recently, my girlfriend…
The Analyzation of Jamie Kennedy by the Coward Adam Wallace
The Courier humour editor takes a completely unnecessary look at the weird career of a guy that was once a pretty big movie star. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Humour Editor …