Snack time! In no particular order, we list the top eight most mouth-watering creatures from the beloved universe of delectable pocket monsters. Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer …
Humour
An Interview with Capilano Courier Humour Editor Adam Wallace.
I sat down with the mustachioed editor late September to learn exactly what he really does. Talia Glotones (she/her) // Contributor Kit Vega (she/they) // Web Art I met up…
Epic Win for Breaking Bad Fans! Prof Arrested for Distribution of Crystal Meth.
Fans of prestige television are overjoyed with the great news. Jude DeVille (he/him) // Contributor Andy Postila (he/him) // Web Art Professor Dave Matthews of BIO 333 was indicted last…
Library vs Birch: Who’s Vending Machines are Better?
By popular demand, the Courier reviews the Capilano Campus vending machines and gives a definitive ranking. Mizuki Kinoshita (she/her) // Contributing Writer Yohahnah Loker (she/her) // Web Art As a…
Searching Enlightenment? Take Shrooms and Watch The Polar Express in IMAX 3D.
“Seeing is believing; but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we cannot see.” – The Conductor. Atticus Watkins (he/him) // Philosophy Major Lauren Howard (she/her) //…
Top 5 Gayest Books
“What? I’m not homophobic, I’m an ally!” Ren Zhang (they/them) // Contributor Millie Beatch (she/her) // Web Illustrator It’s Halloween month, and that means the gays are coming out to…
Top 3 Bathrooms To Not Do Drugs in at Capilano University
I’ve never not condoned not using drugs, so here are my top three Capilano University bathrooms to absolutely not do drugs in. Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer Tin Raganit…
List of Mascots Formally Rejected by CapU Administration
Behold, the oft-treasured list of runner-ups to Jay the Bluejay! Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer Ava Shahres (she/they) // Web Illustration Perry the Platypus Disney iHome Music System …
Instead of Updating Fir Building, CapU Administration Opts to Purchase Joe Walsh Signed Les Paul.
When reached for comment, CapU President Paul Dangerfield said, “Uh oh, here comes a flock of wah-wah’s.” Kayla Price (she/her) // Contributor Jordon Richert (he/him) // Web Illustration Ah,…