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The latest campaign from the CSU—Marry an International Student
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  • Humour

The latest campaign from the CSU—Marry an International Student

  • Ariana Zumaran Castillo
The Capilano Students’ Union has found an ingenious way to combat the rising tuition fees for international students. Ariana Zumara Castillo (she/her) // Contributor Caroline Zhang (any) // Illustrator What’s […]
The Ethical Guide to Landlording in an Era of Instability
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  • Humour

The Ethical Guide to Landlording in an Era of Instability

  • Editor-In-Chief
Whether you’re looking to rent, lease or buy, the market flourished into a thriving enterprise (for landlords) in recent years, due to a near-total lack of market regulation from the […]
top ten most AWESOEMIST an scawiest amnimals
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top ten most AWESOEMIST an scawiest amnimals

  • Sean Finan
Huwo, todaye i wil be riting da best list about best and most awsomest and scawwwiest animmals hat i have seen. Be carful reeding dis beacauz yu mite get scawed […]
Jasmine Garcha’s Ultimate Survival Guide to Driving in Vancouver
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Jasmine Garcha’s Ultimate Survival Guide to Driving in Vancouver

  • Jasmine Garcha
How to navigate the mean streets of Vancouver, Burnaby and even Surrey, plus those other municipalities (whatever they’re called) Jasmine Garcha (she/her) // Arts and Culture Editor Alexis Chiang (she/her) […]
How to Pull Off a Heist on the Capilano Courier
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  • Humour

How to Pull Off a Heist on the Capilano Courier

  • Editor-In-Chief
Let us break down how to steal some major cash from the Capilano Courier in four simple steps.  A.K Broznitsky (he/they) // Contributor Freya Emery (she/her) // Illustrator Hey you. Yeah, […]
Adam Solves your St. Patrick’s Day Conundrums
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  • Humour

Adam Solves your St. Patrick’s Day Conundrums

  • Editor-In-Chief
The Capilano Courier’s very own self-proclaimed St. Patrick’s Day expert Adam Wallace answers all your questions about the upcoming Celtic holiday  Adam Wallace (he/him) // St. Patrick’s Day Expert Livvy […]
Testosterone Overload: Capilano Courier is a Boys Club
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Testosterone Overload: Capilano Courier is a Boys Club

  • Editor-In-Chief
An opinion essay by Adam Wallace criticizing the Capilano Courier for their toxic masculinity. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Contributor & Male Feminist Scarlett Side (she/her) // Web Art It’s 6 […]
Why Science is Spoiling all the Fun
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  • Humour

Why Science is Spoiling all the Fun

  • Sean Finan
February 12th is Darwin Day, here are some reasons why science shouldn’t exist   Sean Finan (Any) // Crew Writer   February 12th is Darwin Day. Kind of weird to […]
The Pacifist Loser’s Guide to Becoming Unbullyable
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The Pacifist Loser’s Guide to Becoming Unbullyable

  • Yasmine Modaresi
Are you sick of getting bullied? Well, you’re in luck– some unbullyable bully will explain how you can finally level up and not be a loser   Yasmine Modaresi (she/her) […]
The Love Doctor is Here: Relationship Advice from a Certified Professional
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The Love Doctor is Here: Relationship Advice from a Certified Professional

  • Adam Wallace
Adam Wallace answers various contributors’ questions about a crazy little thing called love Adam Wallace (he/him) // Humour Editor Andy Postilla (he/him) // Online Artwork   Q: Recently, my girlfriend […]

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Join our co-hosts Sara (co-Editor-In-Chief) and Adam (humour editor) as they unpack the theme of our last issue—Spaciousness.

In this episode, our hosts will read, comment and reflect on the following:
•  Note from the EIC
•  CSU Election Disqualifications
•  Forgotten Stories of the Bunkhouse
•  Top 10 Most Awesomest and Scawiest Animmals

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Spaciousness | April 2025
What are you cultivating in your mind? 

Join our co-hosts Sara (co-Editor-In-Chief) and Adam (humour editor) as they unpack the theme of our March issue—Growth, along with Sofia, our crossword creator, and Golrokh.

In this episode, our hosts will read, comment and reflect on the following:
•  Note from the EIC
•  Surrey Jazz Nights and All Femme Fronted
•  An Exploration of Persian New Year in Vancouver
•  CSU directors have given up on their own board
•  Learning Creative Writing in Prison
•  The Capilano Courier Has a Problem, and its Name is Testosterone

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Growth | March 2025
Meet Theodore Abbott—a CapU graduate and candidate in Vancouver’s 2025 by-election for City Councillor. Growing up in East Vancouver, Theodore shares how the gentrification of the city, the community at his alternative school, and his experience with Capilano Students' Union have shaped his commitment to advocacy and activism.

How different is it to run in a student election vs. a civic election? Why should we care about local politics? Why is it important to get organized with our communities? In this video, Theodore answers these questions and more!
Theodore on Local Politics & Grassroots Activism
Over the holiday break, 24 CapU students from 12 programs attended the university’s first Ghana Field School (GFS). The trip took place between December 17, 2024 and January 7, 2025, as part of a course titled JAZZ 422: Cross-cultural Pedagogy and Orff Afrique. Join Raphaël, the writer of "A Look Inside CapU’s Ghana Field School,” as well as Michelle, Isaac, and Annah as they unpack this life-changing experience abroad.

Global Skills Opportunity (GSO) is funded by the Government of Canada's Outbound Student Mobility Pilot Program, which aims to widen access to participation to study abroad programming. You can find more information about study abroad opportunities at capilanou.ca/studyabroad.

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CapU's Ghana Field School 2024
Curious about what’s happening within the Capilano Student Union? 
Meet Yasmine, our News Beat Reporter, as she goes over some of the decisions and discussions that are happening in the CSU Board of Directors meeting on March 28th.

00:00 - Intro
00:10 - Public Input from Laura Morales—Re: Board Accountability Policy
00:33 - Unsanctioned lack of accountability
01:48 - Portfolio Critics role
03:15 - Report of the Elections Administrator (Kalpna Solanki)
04:20 - Policy review
04:30 - Review of Credit/No-Credit Policy (IS-11)
05:38 - Review of Reactivation After Withdrawal Policy (IS-12)
06:21 - Breaking News—the Board Accountability Policy has been adopted
CSU News | Board of Directors (March 28, 2025)
Curious about what’s happening within the Capilano Student Union? 
Meet Yasmine, our News Beat Reporter, as she goes over some of the decisions and discussions that are happening in the CSU Board of Directors meeting. 

00:00 - Intro
00:30 - Navjot and Dilkaran removal from office announcement
01:22 - Removal of president Angad (appeal pending)
03:00 - Excused absences
03:26 - Approval of spending budget
CSU News | Board of Directors (March 14, 2025)
Welcome to a new episode of the Courier Corner Podcast!

Meet our co-hosts—Sara, our co-Editor-In-Chief, and Adam, our humour editor. Join them as they unpack the theme of our February issue—Love. What is Love?

In this episode, our hosts will read, comment and reflect on the following articles:

News: "Student Employees Are Organizing to Join the MoveUP Union" by Laura Morales Padilla
Arts & Culture: "Making Black History in Vancouver and at CapU" by Yasmine Modaresi
Letters: "Lasers, Dinosaur Suits and Electronic Beats, Oh My!" by Yasmine Modaresi
Sports: "The Good, the Bad, the Ugly… Navigating a Lifelong Struggle With Sports" by Lea Krusemeyer
Humour: "The Love Doctor is Here: Relationship Advice from a Certified Professional" by Adam Wallace

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Love | February 2025
Let's talk about dating apps!
Join Christien as he questions how dating apps are changing dating, why people use them, what is frustrating about them, and more!
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Curious about what’s happening within the Capilano Student Union? 
Meet Yasmine, our News Beat Reporter, as she goes over some of the decisions and discussions that are happening in the CSU Board of Directors meeting. 

00:00 - Intro
00:27 - Public Input
00:54 - Approval of absences
01:19 - Increasing Clubs and Events Fee from $0.37/credit to $0.50/credit
01:39 -  The Board reduced the director's fees payable to the VP Equity and Sustainability (Dilkaran Singh) to zero 
04:15 - Procedures to address inappropriate campaigning behaviour
05:02 - The problem of slating
05:17 - What can students do if they witness inappropriate campaigning behaviour
CSU News | Board of Directors (Feb. 28, 2025)
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