The Analyzation of Jamie Kennedy by the Coward Adam Wallace
The Courier humour editor takes a completely unnecessary look at the weird career of a guy that was once a pretty big movie star. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Humour Editor […]
Category: Humour
What Would Happen if 100,000 Tiny Crabs Got Into The Bosa Building?
Capilano Courier gets its pinchers on this important hypothetical. Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer Andrei Gueco // Illustrator It was a quaint day in the Nat and Flora […]
New Polls Indicate Everyone is an Irrational Moron, Except Me
Polls indicate that British Columbians in three separate age brackets have nothing more important to do than to wholeheartedly disagree with what one another. Ashlea McRae (she/her) // Contributor Shilo […]
CSU Board Votes Everything They Do is Fine Forever
In a stunning turn of events, the Capilano Student’s Union board has voted to decide that they should be completely absolved of any responsibility to actually do their jobs. Adam […]
The Top 10 Best Places to Stop in Your Tracks on Campus
Sometimes things just can’t wait, so here’s a handy-dandy list to let you know where best to stop to answer that text or catch up with a friend. Gates Annai […]
The Most Heinous Tim Hortons Menu Items
An examination of foods the Canadian fast food chain hoped we’d forget. Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer Yohahnah Loker (she/her) // Web Illustrator As the year gets more […]
Top Eight Pokémon That Would Probably Taste Amazing
Snack time! In no particular order, we list the top eight most mouth-watering creatures from the beloved universe of delectable pocket monsters. Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer […]
An Interview with Capilano Courier Humour Editor Adam Wallace.
I sat down with the mustachioed editor late September to learn exactly what he really does. Talia Glotones (she/her) // Contributor Kit Vega (she/they) // Web Art I met up […]
Epic Win for Breaking Bad Fans! Prof Arrested for Distribution of Crystal Meth.
Fans of prestige television are overjoyed with the great news. Jude DeVille (he/him) // Contributor Andy Postila (he/him) // Web Art Professor Dave Matthews of BIO 333 was indicted last […]
Library vs Birch: Who’s Vending Machines are Better?
By popular demand, the Courier reviews the Capilano Campus vending machines and gives a definitive ranking. Mizuki Kinoshita (she/her) // Contributing Writer Yohahnah Loker (she/her) // Web Art As a […]