The Capilano Students’ Union has found an ingenious way to combat the rising tuition fees for international students. Ariana Zumara Castillo (she/her) // Contributor Caroline Zhang (any) // Illustrator What’s…
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The Ethical Guide to Landlording in an Era of Instability
Whether you’re looking to rent, lease or buy, the market flourished into a thriving enterprise (for landlords) in recent years, due to a near-total lack of market regulation from the…
top ten most AWESOEMIST an scawiest amnimals
Huwo, todaye i wil be riting da best list about best and most awsomest and scawwwiest animmals hat i have seen. Be carful reeding dis beacauz yu mite get scawed…
How to Pull Off a Heist on the Capilano Courier
Let us break down how to steal some major cash from the Capilano Courier in four simple steps. A.K Broznitsky (he/they) // Contributor Freya Emery (she/her) // Illustrator Hey you. Yeah,…
Testosterone Overload: Capilano Courier is a Boys Club
An opinion essay by Adam Wallace criticizing the Capilano Courier for their toxic masculinity. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Contributor & Male Feminist Scarlett Side (she/her) // Web Art It’s 6…
Why Science is Spoiling all the Fun
February 12th is Darwin Day, here are some reasons why science shouldn’t exist Sean Finan (Any) // Crew Writer February 12th is Darwin Day. Kind of weird to…
The Pacifist Loser’s Guide to Becoming Unbullyable
Are you sick of getting bullied? Well, you’re in luck– some unbullyable bully will explain how you can finally level up and not be a loser Yasmine Modaresi (she/her)…
The Love Doctor is Here: Relationship Advice from a Certified Professional
Adam Wallace answers various contributors’ questions about a crazy little thing called love Adam Wallace (he/him) // Humour Editor Andy Postilla (he/him) // Online Artwork Q: Recently, my girlfriend…
What Would Happen if 100,000 Tiny Crabs Got Into The Bosa Building?
Capilano Courier gets its pinchers on this important hypothetical. Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer Andrei Gueco // Illustrator It was a quaint day in the Nat and Flora…