“What? I’m not homophobic, I’m an ally!” Ren Zhang (they/them) // Contributor Millie Beatch (she/her) // Web Illustrator It’s Halloween month, and that means the gays are coming out to…
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Top 3 Bathrooms To Not Do Drugs in at Capilano University
I’ve never not condoned not using drugs, so here are my top three Capilano University bathrooms to absolutely not do drugs in. Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer Tin Raganit…
List of Mascots Formally Rejected by CapU Administration
Behold, the oft-treasured list of runner-ups to Jay the Bluejay! Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer Ava Shahres (she/they) // Web Illustration Perry the Platypus Disney iHome Music System …
Instead of Updating Fir Building, CapU Administration Opts to Purchase Joe Walsh Signed Les Paul.
When reached for comment, CapU President Paul Dangerfield said, “Uh oh, here comes a flock of wah-wah’s.” Kayla Price (she/her) // Contributor Jordon Richert (he/him) // Web Illustration Ah,…
The Starving Artist
The Starving Artist Broke-ass student recipes Sara Brinkac // Columns Editor Tricia Tang // Illustrator Hello all you lovely broke souls. It’s me, Sara, The Starving Artist. I’m both a…
The Alternative Comedy Tour
T.J. Miller, Rhys Darby & Nick Vatterott babble their way across Canada Leah Scheitel // Comedy Snob T.J. Miller is a self-professed weirdo, and he exhibited that at the Jack…