Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer Kyla Seguiban (she/her) // Illustrator It’s no secret that the Capilano University administration snatches every penny they can from impressionable students — hungry for…
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“No one could’ve predicted this,” says CapU student on academic probation for lifting an entire essay from Wikipedia
Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Thea Pham // Illustration NORTH VANCOUVER, BC — “No one could’ve predicted this,” said Kyle Geiger, an Interdisciplinary Studies student at Capilano University (CapU) in…
BREAKING: GUY IN ONLINE PHILOSOPHY 102 CLASS NEEDS TO “SHUT THE FUCK UP”
Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Thea Pham // Illustration Local Capilano University (CapU) first-year general studies student Barry Rich reportedly just mansplained Plato’s Allegory of the Cave to his entire…
Cyberpunk 2077 Release Gives Local Man Hope He Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken
Sarah Rose // Features Editor Valeriya Kim // Illustration Mike Jones, 29, is one of the millions of players eager to play the long-awaited Cyberpunk 2077 since it’s announcement at…
The Beige and the Bold
After months of prolonged isolation, CapU’s business students announce plans to continue wearing chinos and dockers “indefinitely” amidst an unprecedented rise in Digital Peacocking Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Valeriya…
Five Disney+ IP’s To Absolutely Not Pirate This Holiday Season
Erik Ertel // Contributor Ethan Woronko // Illustration Olaf’s Frozen Adventure (2017) Found as a playlist of videos on YouTube in double digit resolutions, this fun little short garnered a…
Local Landlord “Very Confident” He Can Rent Condemned Shithole To Students “for like $1450”
Sinead Grewcock // Contributor Thea Pham // Illustration Vancouver landlords have been hit hard during these uncertain and transient times. The pandemic has forced landlords across the lower mainland to…
Top 5 Government-Approved Gloryholes in Greater Vancouver
Pro State // Contributor Many are on edge these days as we continually creep closer to a literal cyberpunk dystopia: a global pandemic, a civil uprising in the US, a…