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The latest campaign from the CSU—Marry an International Student

Posted on April 1, 2025August 7, 2025 by Ariana Zumaran Castillo

The Capilano Students’ Union has found an ingenious way to combat the rising tuition fees for international students. Ariana Zumara Castillo (she/her) // Contributor Caroline Zhang (any) // Illustrator What’s…

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The Ethical Guide to Landlording in an Era of Instability

Posted on April 1, 2025March 29, 2025 by Editor-In-Chief

Whether you’re looking to rent, lease or buy, the market flourished into a thriving enterprise (for landlords) in recent years, due to a near-total lack of market regulation from the…

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top ten most AWESOEMIST an scawiest amnimals

Posted on April 1, 2025March 29, 2025 by Sean Finan

Huwo, todaye i wil be riting da best list about best and most awsomest and scawwwiest animmals hat i have seen. Be carful reeding dis beacauz yu mite get scawed…

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Jasmine Garcha’s Ultimate Survival Guide to Driving in Vancouver

Posted on March 1, 2025March 31, 2025 by Jasmine Garcha

How to navigate the mean streets of Vancouver, Burnaby and even Surrey, plus those other municipalities (whatever they’re called) Jasmine Garcha (she/her) // Arts and Culture Editor Alexis Chiang (she/her)…

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How to Pull Off a Heist on the Capilano Courier

Posted on March 1, 2025February 27, 2025 by Editor-In-Chief

Let us break down how to steal some major cash from the Capilano Courier in four simple steps.  A.K Broznitsky (he/they) // Contributor Freya Emery (she/her) // Illustrator Hey you. Yeah,…

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Adam Solves your St. Patrick’s Day Conundrums

Posted on March 1, 2025February 27, 2025 by Editor-In-Chief

The Capilano Courier’s very own self-proclaimed St. Patrick’s Day expert Adam Wallace answers all your questions about the upcoming Celtic holiday  Adam Wallace (he/him) // St. Patrick’s Day Expert Livvy…

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Testosterone Overload: Capilano Courier is a Boys Club

Posted on March 1, 2025February 27, 2025 by Editor-In-Chief

An opinion essay by Adam Wallace criticizing the Capilano Courier for their toxic masculinity. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Contributor & Male Feminist Scarlett Side (she/her) // Web Art It’s 6…

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Why Science is Spoiling all the Fun

Posted on February 1, 2025February 2, 2025 by Sean Finan

February 12th is Darwin Day, here are some reasons why science shouldn’t exist   Sean Finan (Any) // Crew Writer   February 12th is Darwin Day. Kind of weird to…

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The Pacifist Loser’s Guide to Becoming Unbullyable

Posted on February 1, 2025February 2, 2025 by Yasmine Modaresi

Are you sick of getting bullied? Well, you’re in luck– some unbullyable bully will explain how you can finally level up and not be a loser   Yasmine Modaresi (she/her)…

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