An Exclusive Interview with the CEO of a World-wide Private Healthcare Company Written by Kayla Price (she/her/they) // Contributor Visuals by Andrei Gueco (he/him) // Contributor The news loves to…
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How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the End of the World 🤖
In the Year X Æ A-Xii, A Member of the Dominant Species, Silica Sapienus, Looks Back at the Legacy of its Primate Progenitors. Rishi Mittal (any/all) // Crew Writer…
Oh No! Men are Lonely Again!
Prominent “Alpha” Laments the Destruction of His Podcast in a Letter to His Fans. Written by Evangeline Michell (she/her) // Contributor Visuals by Scarlett Side (she/her) // Contributor Hello Lonely…
How to properly wash your hands – Monthly Comic by Mia Antinori
Comic Reads:1: Yes Finally, a Mandrake!2: Though the recipe tells me to make sure my hands are clean so I do not spoil the recipe.4: Eww...5: We should clean our...
The Ethical Guide to Landlording in an Era of Instability
Whether you’re looking to rent, lease or buy, the market flourished into a thriving enterprise (for landlords) in recent years, due to a near-total lack of market regulation from the…
Jasmine Garcha’s Ultimate Survival Guide to Driving in Vancouver
How to navigate the mean streets of Vancouver, Burnaby and even Surrey, plus those other municipalities (whatever they’re called) Jasmine Garcha (she/her) // Arts and Culture Editor Alexis Chiang (she/her)…
Adam Solves your St. Patrick’s Day Conundrums
The Capilano Courier’s very own self-proclaimed St. Patrick’s Day expert Adam Wallace answers all your questions about the upcoming Celtic holiday Adam Wallace (he/him) // St. Patrick’s Day Expert Livvy…
Testosterone Overload: Capilano Courier is a Boys Club
An opinion essay by Adam Wallace criticizing the Capilano Courier for their toxic masculinity. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Contributor & Male Feminist Scarlett Side (she/her) // Web Art It’s 6…
Why Science is Spoiling all the Fun
February 12th is Darwin Day, here are some reasons why science shouldn’t exist Sean Finan (Any) // Crew Writer February 12th is Darwin Day. Kind of weird to…