Sarah Rose // Features Editor Valeriya Kim // Illustration Mike Jones, 29, is one of the millions of players eager to play the long-awaited Cyberpunk 2077 since it’s announcement at…
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The Beige and the Bold
After months of prolonged isolation, CapU’s business students announce plans to continue wearing chinos and dockers “indefinitely” amidst an unprecedented rise in Digital Peacocking Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Valeriya…
Five Disney+ IP’s To Absolutely Not Pirate This Holiday Season
Erik Ertel // Contributor Ethan Woronko // Illustration Olaf’s Frozen Adventure (2017) Found as a playlist of videos on YouTube in double digit resolutions, this fun little short garnered a…
The Top Trend Predictions of 2019
Goodbye popping Tide Pods, yodelling children, Ariana Grande’s Thank U, Next and pictures of eggs. Just about the only thing predictable about 2018 trends was their complete and utter obscurity. So…
Mostly Not Single, or Ready to Mingle
You think you don’t want to know us, and you might be right. Regardless, meet our eligible Courier staff as they appear in the eyes of their co-workers. ADDRESS ANNALISSE …