Broke-ass student recipes Sara Brinkac // Columns Editor Howdy, it’s me again, The Starving Artist. I have returned after a month’s sabbatical to the inner realms of flavor and,…
Tag: humour
How Baywatch Ruined My Life
Why I never put my occupation in my dating app bios Jayde Atchison (She/Her) // Opinions Editor “Oh that’s sooo hot, do you ever get to wear the uniform at…
“No one could’ve predicted this,” says CapU student on academic probation for lifting an entire essay from Wikipedia
Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Thea Pham // Illustration NORTH VANCOUVER, BC — “No one could’ve predicted this,” said Kyle Geiger, an Interdisciplinary Studies student at Capilano University (CapU) in…
BREAKING: GUY IN ONLINE PHILOSOPHY 102 CLASS NEEDS TO “SHUT THE FUCK UP”
Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Thea Pham // Illustration Local Capilano University (CapU) first-year general studies student Barry Rich reportedly just mansplained Plato’s Allegory of the Cave to his entire…
Cyberpunk 2077 Release Gives Local Man Hope He Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken
Sarah Rose // Features Editor Valeriya Kim // Illustration Mike Jones, 29, is one of the millions of players eager to play the long-awaited Cyberpunk 2077 since it’s announcement at…
You Are a Walking Germ Factory
How to stop being gross and prevent flu and colds Megan Orr, Opinions Editor // Illustration by Jenny Oakley Hey! Have you thought about how disgusting you are lately? So…
Shotgun Reviews
I’ll celebrate my 50th birthday in style, as told by… Devon Simpson, Contributor Honestly, I’m just getting over my quarter life crisis, so I don’t even want to think about…
You want me to do what?!
A new type of mile high club Andy Rice // Associate Publisher Here’s something you probably didn’t know about me: I’ve gone my entire life without pooping on a plane….