Fans of prestige television are overjoyed with the great news. Jude DeVille (he/him) // Contributor Andy Postila (he/him) // Web Art Professor Dave Matthews of BIO 333 was indicted last…
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Library vs Birch: Who’s Vending Machines are Better?
By popular demand, the Courier reviews the Capilano Campus vending machines and gives a definitive ranking. Mizuki Kinoshita (she/her) // Contributing Writer Yohahnah Loker (she/her) // Web Art As a…
Searching Enlightenment? Take Shrooms and Watch The Polar Express in IMAX 3D.
“Seeing is believing; but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we cannot see.” – The Conductor. Atticus Watkins (he/him) // Philosophy Major Lauren Howard (she/her) //…
Top 3 Bathrooms To Not Do Drugs in at Capilano University
I’ve never not condoned not using drugs, so here are my top three Capilano University bathrooms to absolutely not do drugs in. Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer Tin Raganit…
Instead of Updating Fir Building, CapU Administration Opts to Purchase Joe Walsh Signed Les Paul.
When reached for comment, CapU President Paul Dangerfield said, “Uh oh, here comes a flock of wah-wah’s.” Kayla Price (she/her) // Contributor Jordon Richert (he/him) // Web Illustration Ah,…