Behold, the oft-treasured list of runner-ups to Jay the Bluejay! Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer Ava Shahres (she/they) // Web Illustration Perry the Platypus Disney iHome Music System …
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Instead of Updating Fir Building, CapU Administration Opts to Purchase Joe Walsh Signed Les Paul.
When reached for comment, CapU President Paul Dangerfield said, “Uh oh, here comes a flock of wah-wah’s.” Kayla Price (she/her) // Contributor Jordon Richert (he/him) // Web Illustration Ah,…
The Starving Artist
The Starving Artist Broke-ass student recipes Sara Brinkac // Columns Editor Tricia Tang // Illustrator Hello all you lovely broke souls. It’s me, Sara, The Starving Artist. I’m both a…
The Alternative Comedy Tour
T.J. Miller, Rhys Darby & Nick Vatterott babble their way across Canada Leah Scheitel // Comedy Snob T.J. Miller is a self-professed weirdo, and he exhibited that at the Jack…