Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer My yoghurt skin makes your graham cracker skin look a few shades darker. Evening sunlight glitters and gallops on the water, you always…
Dear music students: knock off that dang racket!
Adam Stothard (he/him) // Virtuosic Scientist Maren Brophy (she/her) // Illustrator I sit here, perfecting my diorama, and you have the gall to invade my ears with your jazzy-wazzy nonsense?…
The CapU Guide to Branding Yourself a Socialist While Having Rich Parents and Not Actually Doing Anything Socialist at All
Yasmine Modaresi (she/her) // Crew Writer Cameron Skorulski (he/him) // Illustrator So, you’re a sheltered rich kid, and you’ve realized that the Gen Z population is really left-wing. You hear…
Tips and Tricks for Saving Money on Campus at Capilano University
Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer Kyla Seguiban (she/her) // Illustrator It’s no secret that the Capilano University administration snatches every penny they can from impressionable students — hungry for…
Deep down, we all yearn for the clubs.
Why are we so infatuated with club music in our everyday lives? Lily Rosen (she/her) // Crew Writer Jasmin Linton (she/her) // Illustrator Be it hardcore, hyperpop, or…
Our Athletes Are Outstanding, Our Food is Not
Standing in the Birch Cafeteria one can’t help but wonder: what do student athletes eat? Between Subway, burgers and pastries, where do they get their nutrients from? Sean Finnan (any)…
Life on Campus Post Federal Cap on Student Visas
Capilano University heavily relies on international students’ tuition – its sudden absence will bring changes. Yasmine Modaresi (she/her) // Crew Writer Cassandra VP (she/her) // Illustrator Over the past few…
Where do I want me?
A journey through the transition into university. Eugenia De Coss (she/her) // Contributor Jordan Richert (he/him) // Crew Illustrator Dear Capilano University, My high school years have become…
Everyone’s Gotta Eat
The CapU community talks lunch time and the options available to them Mayumi Izumi (she/her) // Contributor JJ Eng (they/them) // Illustrator University students are always hungry, and the students…