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How to navigate the mean streets of Vancouver, Burnaby and even Surrey, plus those other municipalities (whatever they’re called) Jasmine Garcha (she/her) // Arts and Culture Editor Alexas Chiang (she/her) […]

March12025February272025

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How to Pull Off a Heist on the Capilano Courier

Editor-In-Chief

Let us break down how to steal some major cash from the Capilano Courier in four simple steps. A.K Broznitsky (he/they) // Contributor Freya Emery (she/her) // Illustrator Hey you. Yeah, […]

March12025February272025

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Adam Solves your St. Patrick’s Day Conundrums

Editor-In-Chief

The Capilano Courier’s very own self-proclaimed St. Patrick’s Day expert Adam Wallace answers all your questions about the upcoming Celtic holiday Adam Wallace (he/him) // St. Patrick’s Day Expert Livvy […]

March12025February272025

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Testosterone Overload: Capilano Courier is a Boys Club

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An opinion essay by Adam Wallace criticizing the Capilano Courier for their toxic masculinity. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Contributor & Male Feminist Scarlett Side (she/her) // Web Art It’s 6 […]

February12025February22025

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Why Science is Spoiling all the Fun

Sean Finan

February 12th is Darwin Day, here are some reasons why science shouldn’t exist Sean Finan (Any) // Crew Writer February 12th is Darwin Day. Kind of weird to […]

February12025February22025

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The Pacifist Loser’s Guide to Becoming Unbullyable

Yasmine Modaresi

Are you sick of getting bullied? Well, you’re in luck– some unbullyable bully will explain how you can finally level up and not be a loser Yasmine Modaresi (she/her) […]

February12025February22025

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The Love Doctor is Here: Relationship Advice from a Certified Professional

Adam Wallace

Adam Wallace answers various contributors’ questions about a crazy little thing called love Adam Wallace (he/him) // Humour Editor Andy Postilla (he/him) // Online Artwork Q: Recently, my girlfriend […]

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The Analyzation of Jamie Kennedy by the Coward Adam Wallace

Adam Wallace

The Courier humour editor takes a completely unnecessary look at the weird career of a guy that was once a pretty big movie star. Adam Wallace (he/him) // Humour Editor […]

January12025February22025

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What Would Happen if 100,000 Tiny Crabs Got Into The Bosa Building?

Kate Henderson

Capilano Courier gets its pinchers on this important hypothetical. Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer Andrei Gueco // Illustrator It was a quaint day in the Nat and Flora […]

December12024November302024

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New Polls Indicate Everyone is an Irrational Moron, Except Me

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Polls indicate that British Columbians in three separate age brackets have nothing more important to do than to wholeheartedly disagree with what one another. Ashlea McRae (she/her) // Contributor Shilo […]

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Jasmine Garcha’s Ultimate Survival Guide to Driving in Vancouver

Adam Solves your St. Patrick’s Day Conundrums

The Pacifist Loser’s Guide to Becoming Unbullyable

The Love Doctor is Here: Relationship Advice from a Certified Professional

The Analyzation of Jamie Kennedy by the Coward Adam Wallace

What Would Happen if 100,000 Tiny Crabs Got Into The Bosa Building?

New Polls Indicate Everyone is an Irrational Moron, Except Me