How Baywatch Ruined My Life
Why I never put my occupation in my dating app bios Jayde Atchison (She/Her) // Opinions Editor “Oh that’s sooo hot, do you ever get to wear the uniform at […]
Tag: humour
“No one could’ve predicted this,” says CapU student on academic probation for lifting an entire essay from Wikipedia
Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Thea Pham // Illustration NORTH VANCOUVER, BC — “No one could’ve predicted this,” said Kyle Geiger, an Interdisciplinary Studies student at Capilano University (CapU) in […]
BREAKING: GUY IN ONLINE PHILOSOPHY 102 CLASS NEEDS TO “SHUT THE FUCK UP”
Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Thea Pham // Illustration Local Capilano University (CapU) first-year general studies student Barry Rich reportedly just mansplained Plato’s Allegory of the Cave to his entire […]
Cyberpunk 2077 Release Gives Local Man Hope He Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken
Sarah Rose // Features Editor Valeriya Kim // Illustration Mike Jones, 29, is one of the millions of players eager to play the long-awaited Cyberpunk 2077 since it’s announcement at […]
You Are a Walking Germ Factory
How to stop being gross and prevent flu and colds Megan Orr, Opinions Editor // Illustration by Jenny Oakley Hey! Have you thought about how disgusting you are lately? So […]
Shotgun Reviews
I’ll celebrate my 50th birthday in style, as told by… Devon Simpson, Contributor Honestly, I’m just getting over my quarter life crisis, so I don’t even want to think about […]
You want me to do what?!
A new type of mile high club Andy Rice // Associate Publisher Here’s something you probably didn’t know about me: I’ve gone my entire life without pooping on a plane. […]