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Searching Enlightenment? Take Shrooms and Watch The Polar Express in IMAX 3D.

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“Seeing is believing; but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we cannot see.” – The Conductor. Atticus Watkins (he/him) // Philosophy Major Lauren Howard (she/her) // […]

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Top 5 Gayest Books

Ren Zhang

“What? I’m not homophobic, I’m an ally!” Ren Zhang (they/them) // Contributor Millie Beatch (she/her) // Web Illustrator It’s Halloween month, and that means the gays are coming out to […]

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Top 3 Bathrooms To Not Do Drugs in at Capilano University

Sean Finan

I’ve never not condoned not using drugs, so here are my top three Capilano University bathrooms to absolutely not do drugs in. Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer Tin Raganit […]

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Instead of Updating Fir Building, CapU Administration Opts to Purchase Joe Walsh Signed Les Paul.

Kayla Price

When reached for comment, CapU President Paul Dangerfield said, “Uh oh, here comes a flock of wah-wah’s.” Kayla Price (she/her) // Contributor Jordon Richert (he/him) // Web Illustration Ah, […]

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Dear music students: knock off that dang racket!

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Adam Stothard (he/him) // Virtuosic Scientist Maren Brophy (she/her) // Illustrator I sit here, perfecting my diorama, and you have the gall to invade my ears with your jazzy-wazzy nonsense? […]

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The CapU Guide to Branding Yourself a Socialist While Having Rich Parents and Not Actually Doing Anything Socialist at All

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Yasmine Modaresi (she/her) // Crew Writer Cameron Skorulski (he/him) // Illustrator So, you’re a sheltered rich kid, and you’ve realized that the Gen Z population is really left-wing. You hear […]

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“No one could’ve predicted this,” says CapU student on academic probation for lifting an entire essay from Wikipedia

Joss Arnott

Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Thea Pham // Illustration NORTH VANCOUVER, BC — “No one could’ve predicted this,” said Kyle Geiger, an Interdisciplinary Studies student at Capilano University (CapU) in […]

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BREAKING: GUY IN ONLINE PHILOSOPHY 102 CLASS NEEDS TO “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

Joss Arnott

Joss Arnott // Staff Writer Thea Pham // Illustration Local Capilano University (CapU) first-year general studies student Barry Rich reportedly just mansplained Plato’s Allegory of the Cave to his entire […]