CSU Board Votes Everything They Do is Fine Forever
In a stunning turn of events, the Capilano Student’s Union board has voted to decide that they should be completely absolved of any responsibility to actually do their jobs. Adam […]
Category: Humour
The Top 10 Best Places to Stop in Your Tracks on Campus
Sometimes things just can’t wait, so here’s a handy-dandy list to let you know where best to stop to answer that text or catch up with a friend. Gates Annai […]
The Most Heinous Tim Hortons Menu Items
An examination of foods the Canadian fast food chain hoped we’d forget. Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer Yohahnah Loker (she/her) // Web Illustrator As the year gets more […]
Top Eight Pokémon That Would Probably Taste Amazing
Snack time! In no particular order, we list the top eight most mouth-watering creatures from the beloved universe of delectable pocket monsters. Kate Henderson (she/they) // Crew Writer […]
An Interview with Capilano Courier Humour Editor Adam Wallace.
I sat down with the mustachioed editor late September to learn exactly what he really does. Talia Glotones (she/her) // Contributor Kit Vega (she/they) // Web Art I met up […]
Epic Win for Breaking Bad Fans! Prof Arrested for Distribution of Crystal Meth.
Fans of prestige television are overjoyed with the great news. Jude DeVille (he/him) // Contributor Andy Postila (he/him) // Web Art Professor Dave Matthews of BIO 333 was indicted last […]
Library vs Birch: Who’s Vending Machines are Better?
By popular demand, the Courier reviews the Capilano Campus vending machines and gives a definitive ranking. Mizuki Kinoshita (she/her) // Contributing Writer Yohahnah Loker (she/her) // Web Art As a […]
Searching Enlightenment? Take Shrooms and Watch The Polar Express in IMAX 3D.
“Seeing is believing; but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we cannot see.” – The Conductor. Atticus Watkins (he/him) // Philosophy Major Lauren Howard (she/her) // […]
Top 5 Gayest Books
“What? I’m not homophobic, I’m an ally!” Ren Zhang (they/them) // Contributor Millie Beatch (she/her) // Web Illustrator It’s Halloween month, and that means the gays are coming out to […]
Top 3 Bathrooms To Not Do Drugs in at Capilano University
I’ve never not condoned not using drugs, so here are my top three Capilano University bathrooms to absolutely not do drugs in. Sean Finan (any) // Crew Writer Tin Raganit […]